hey what if a thing you enjoyed when you were younger… was actually about The SEX or doing a BIG drug?
Hahaha! Ooooooops! Looks like SOMEONE’S memories of childhood just got ｂｌａｓｔｅｄ！！！
MMAybe they was all COMA! !
Whoa my jeez! You sure took a fat, steaming dump all over MY younger years!!!
i don’t have a fursona please stop asking me
aaaa jade is becoming my favorite `u`;;
who wants to help me compile a list of every character that is considered gay even though there is nothing saying they aren’t bi, pan, or otherwise multisexual
a list for real people would take too fucking long
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
i wasn’t ready
john you adorable lil shit