meidosuji:

Certainly not!

meidosuji:

Certainly not!

hanamurateruteru:

valvala:

sugarysymbiote:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

IM SOOOO FUCKING DONE EVERYONE FUCKING WATCH THIS THIS JUST PROVES EVERY WRITER FROM TMNT IS ON DRUGS IM CRYING THIS IS GENIUS I DONT EVEN KNOW TURTLE DICKS…

sting-like-a-bella-bee OMFG WHYYYYYYYYYYY

the fact that this is from the onion means it can’t be real which is really disappointing because the one thing i was hoping i would get to see in the new TMNT was some turtle balls

they drew so many pictures of dicks. they 3d modelled so many fucked up dicks. i love how much work was put into this

this is incredible. how much money did they spend on this video

18,340 plays!
muirin007:

I’m just going to leave this here.

muirin007:

I’m just going to leave this here.

dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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littleliontyrionlannister:

alex-fulcrum:

i read a post saying Wolverine was bi, so i googled it and

let me tell you, if you ever want to be angry, just google something about bisexuality

WELL I HAVE GOOD NEWS FRIEND.

He is bisexual. In at least one verse (tho I personally believe he’s also bi in his ‘mainverse’ aka 616)

He was in a relationship with Hercules for a while. And given in his verse homosexual relationships were forbidden, we can pretty much assume he’s been with women in that verse (given mainverse Logan’s own proclivities)

Tada. 

thank you, friend. that is the best news i’ve heard all day c:

piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in

Save yourselves

there are no words

please watch this

i read a post saying Wolverine was bi, so i googled it and

let me tell you, if you ever want to be angry, just google something about bisexuality

I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?
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raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

kickingcones:

Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….image

ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)